Surgical Words

Props for interactions:

• Rubber snakes
• Large plush snake
• Leis
• Plush “Mary Kate” dog
• Spray bottles (pheromones!)
• Lip balm
• Sporks
• Empty soda bottles
• Red Bull for everyone
• Hand sanitizer
• Olive oil if you’re super-hardcore

Script interactions so far:

• Applaud when Samuel first appears.
• Spritz the spray bottles during the lei-coating scene.
• Apply and pass hand sanitizer whenever Three-Gs uses his.
• When the Englishman complains about sitting next to a dog and wonders aloud what could be worse, shout “snakes!”
• Act along with the flight attendants during the safety announcements.
• Shout “federal offense!” when the smoke detector is tampered with.
• When the timer goes off, throw your rubber snakes.
• Apply lip balm when the male flight attendant does so, and loudly!
• When Mary Kate is sacrificed, throw the plush dog at the screen.
• Randomly roll empty cans down the aisles.
• Unwrap and hold up sporks when the flight attendant does so.
• Pull up on the chair in front of you and make birthing sounds when they try to pull the plane up.
• Shout along with the “I’VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES…” speech.
• Whenever we see the snake’s point of view, make a hissing sound.
• Pass the large snake during the appropriate scene.

Comment with more ideas!

Caught Of Montreal (with The Minders opening) at the local venue tonight!

Bryan was wearing a nice orange dress and Kevin was periodically shirtless, so all was good. Something that concerned me, however, was that a lot of people brought lightsticks.

I think someone lied to them about the genre of the band.

Can anyone give me good definitions for either of the following words? It is my sincere opinion they should be real, eloquently defined words.

• Lubricative
• Illustratory